Another Million Dollar Homepage!

Firstly I would like to thank you for your interest in advertising with BuyMyThoughts.com. Another million dollar homepage I hear you cry, well this may indeed be true, but this site is unlike any other million dollar homepage! I 100% guarantee that you will not find another million dollar homepage or pixel advertising site that is giving you free shares to the inner workings of my head.

And if you are still not convinced that it is different then read on. If you remember the game battleships then my pixel grid is for you. Hidden within the grid are five battleships which will (if you hit them) enable you to get part or all of your advertising cost refunded for more detail see the Pixel Advertising Page

Buy pixel advertising on the homepage For just 25c per pixel
Buy one of only 15 available 30 word bordered adverts
Buy a single line web link on the advertisers page
Buy a Grab A Pig game and get a FREE single line web link on the advertisers page
Buy one of my random thoughts for just $2
Buy one of my thoughts on a subject you specify for just $10
Make a donation, and you could win a week squatting in the Top Donator pixel advert
Buy in Dollars, Euros or Pounds, you choose what is best for you

Buy pixel advertising on the homepage For just 25c per pixel

Pixels can be purchased in multiple 100 pixel blocks. Decide where you want your image to go then count the number of blocks across and the number down to get the start position of your advert; be careful to check this as it cannot be changed once you have paid for your advert. Next decide how many blocks you want across and down from the start position. Each block is £15, €20 or $25.

You will have to then provide your image, the website address to link to and a short descriptive title that will be shown when the mouse hovers over your image. If you do not have your image yet, do not worry! You can pay for and reserve your space and then submit the image to me by email when you have designed it.

Every pixel advert purchased will receive a FREE random thought, which will be displayed on the Thoughts page of this website along with the name of your company and a link to your website.

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Buy one of only 15 available 30 word bordered adverts

These will be displayed down the left and right hand sides of the advertisers page I currently am only selling 15 of these advertising spaces, but more may become available as the advertisers list grows. After the first 15 have sold the limit will be the length of the advertisers page. The cost for one of these 15 advertising spaces is £1500, €2000 or $2500. The order they appear will be in the order that they are purchased. The sooner you buy one the closer to the top your advert will be.

Every bordered advert purchased will receive a FREE random thought, which will be displayed on the thoughts page of this website along with the name of your company and a link to your website.

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Buy a single line web link on the advertisers page

So you want to advertise with us but don't want to buy a 100 pixel block. You can do this for just £9, €12 or $15. What you will get for your money is your company name and a link to your website displayed on the advertisers page. The links will be displayed below the pixel purchased links.

Every single line advert purchased will receive a FREE random thought, which will be displayed on the Thoughts page of this website along with the name of your company and a link to your website.

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Buy a Grab A Pig game and get a FREE single line web link on the advertisers page

You said what I hear you say, Grab a what? Grab a Pig is a fantastic card game that is riotous fun for anyone aged between 6 and 96. But then I would say that because I invented it along with my family. Seriously though, read the testimonials at www.grabapig.com and see for yourself.

So here is the deal, go to www.grabapig.com, buy one or more of the games from the site, then email me to let me know you have just bought one. In the email tell me the address that the game is going to, the website address that you want the web link for, and your company name as soon as I send the game out I will put your line advert on the advertisers page. You will of course still get your FREE random thought as above.

I will explain more about myself and the Grab a Pig game in the FAQ and on my Blog.

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Buy one of my random thoughts for just $2

So you don't want to advertise but you, like me, are interested in what other people are thinking at any given moment. Well you are able to buy one of my random thoughts for just £1.25, €1.75 or $2. Please remember, it will be a random thought, it could be about anything it could be a load of old rubbish or something deep and meaningful, hey it may even be an idea. The point here is that you may not like it or may wonder why on earth I was thinking it but that is the nature of a random thought.

Each random thought you purchase will be displayed on the thoughts page of this website along with your name, nickname or company name. It will also be emailed to you at an email address that you specify.

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Buy one of my thoughts on a subject you specify for just $10

You have a subject that is of interest to you and you would like to know my thoughts on it. Well for just £6, €8.50 or $10 I will tell you. just remember, I may not know anything about the subject, so I will try to find out a little about it before I give you my thoughts on it but I cannot promise that you will always like my answers.

There will be no guaranteed length to the answer, it could be a few words or it could be a paragraph. And remember I am likely to have several thoughts on the subject, you will be receiving just one of them.

Each thought you purchase about a specified subject will be displayed on the thoughts page of this website along with the question you asked, your name, nickname or company name. Also it will be emailed to you at an email address that you specify.

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Make a donation, and you could win a week squatting in the Top Donator pixel advert

Donate some money and if you want to you could be in with a chance to squat for a week in the Top Donator pixel advert dead centre of the homepage. Even if you don't, you could end up in the top 10 donations list, all depends on how much you donate versus how much other people donate.

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Buy in Dollars, Euros or Pounds, you choose what is best for you

I could not decide how I wanted to charge for this so decided to give you the option. Being from the UK I wanted to offer purchase options in the GBP but as the UK is part of Europe I also wanted to offer them in the Euro. With one of the most universal currencies being the US dollar I also wanted to sell in dollars. The answer, sell in all three currencies!

You may have noticed that there is an approximate exchange rate between the three prices in each option, this is because I couldn't be bothered with fluctuating exchange rates. This is better for you and better for me, you get the option to buy in either, so you can choose the currency that works out cheaper for you. I can keep the prices in nice simple figures and still sell in all three currencies.